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Image transcription: Avocado half with pit inside. Pit takes up nearly ΒΎ of the inside
(Originally published on mastodon.world: 2024-02-14)
It's always a wooden ball isn't it? Never a plastic car or a tiny compass. I blame the French π
You need to open the ball. Otherwise the toys would be all greasy. How many have you tossed out? Smh
Holy shit, your comment is a month old. I scrolled waaay too far
Stick toothpicks in it, set it in a glass of water, let it root and plant it. They make nice trees.
Aww bad times. Seriously, the *pits.*
...I'll show myself out.
they're taking shrinkflation entirely too far.
sir there is a coconut in my avocado
Thatβs why you donβt buy round avocados.
A well-endowed avocado
:blobcat_thisisfine: Costco has gone too far!
I hope the rest of your avocados were actually real.
It's the variety of avocado. I can't tell them enough apart from the outside to know which ones are which.
Why is the pit so large!?
Giant ground sloths.
man inflation really is everywhere :blobfoxcry2:
That's how I feel when I buy plums expecting them to be red inside and they're yellow. I don't like the yellow ones. I like the red ones. You probably expected to have some avocado flesh inside that.
Yeah, where's the other half?
your chokecherry has an AMAZING amount of pulp!
Shrinkflation - botany edition.
It's the variety of avocado. I can't tell them enough apart from the outside to know which ones are which.
"WE'LL SEE WHO HAS THE LAST LAUGH!" - avocado