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remember, if your gf isn't open source and running locally, you don't own her (lemmy.ml)

submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

VirtualSuccubus

You can judge all you like. It's not even really AI, but it does tell me when to dildo my butt.

[–] SuddenDownpour 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

This is the kind of thing that is currently an object of mockery, becomes "kinky" and "bold" in 25 years, and ultimately has two or three slang entries in urbandictionary in 50.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

Why would my hand do that to me? And how?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I hate the implication that AI girlfriends aren't real

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

I would never put Neuro on a cloud..

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Saying you should be able to clone and own your AI girlfriend still sounds very wrong.

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