tails: A Place for Mastodon Posts

340 readers

1 users here now

A virtual community

Posts from Mastodon users, featured natively in a community, so you can view them without the need for them to be re-hosted or screenshoted, and reply to the original author and Mastodon respondents if you wish.

Has so far included content from Warsandpeas, Mr. Lovenstein, SMBC, Loading Artist, Low Quality Facts, nixCraft, ElleGray, and other interesting or provocative stuff I've random'd across on Mastodon.

Supported:
Comments & Upvotes
Unsupported:
Posts, Downvotes, & PD's Automod

founded 11 months ago

MODERATORS

[email protected]

I once slept for 11 hours and when I woke up my cats looked extremely disappointed that they wouldn't get to devour me. [[email protected]] (media.mstdn.social)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

7 comments fedilink hide all child comments

I once slept for 11 hours and when I woke up my cats looked extremely disappointed that they wouldn't get to devour me.

Image transcription: Studies have shown that cats would eat their owners if they slept for 12 hours straight.

(Originally published a few hours ago on mstdn)

top 7 comments

sorted by: hot top controversial new old

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Well, if they can't wake you (so they can be fed), then they need to eat something! :blobcatcool: :blobcatnomcookie:

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I have to believe they wake us early in the morning and when we're trying to sleep 11 hours because they *don't* want to devour us, so it's some sort of affection they're showing.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Impossible! In a Cat-Human-Relation the cat always is the owner and the human the posession!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

my cat eats me all the time, sleeping or not...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

With proper arm exercises, you can scruff your cat.
Quickly.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I know a paramedic who was called to a home where the cat owner overslept. She now does not like cats. To be fair to cats, we are made of meat. If my cat were made of chocolate could I resist?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I had to read it twice before understanding it's the *owner* who would have to sleep for 12 hours straight and not the cats.