this post was submitted on 16 Jun 2023
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I came here for humor yet I am not laughing :(

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago
  1. Smile more.[2]

    Image titled Laugh Step 1 If you're having a hard time laughing, try starting with a smile. Even a fake smile can trick your body into feeling happier, which can make it easier to slip into laughter. Train yourself to smile as you're working, jogging, and even while you're concentrating reading a book. Make a nice smile your go-to face. As you're walking to work or to the bus, make a point of smiling at each stranger you pass on your way. It's a good way to practice and get ready for laughing, and it's also polite. If you're having trouble even smiling, try making a list of things that you're grateful for. That can make it easier to see more of the positive things around you.[3]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Well that's what's happening when you wanted a house to be built in 20 minutes

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

The client asked for a window! We don't have time to fix that wall!