Nah, bruv, it’s just that republicans are dumber than dogshit.

I mean, in a couple of contexts, they're not wrong. You do sign your naturally born offspring over to the government to be registered and turned into a product. We are all cattle to the government and ruling class. Have a child in the woods, don't tell anyone, that child is "free" (although will have trouble doing anything outside of being a hunter/gatherer). But the etymologizing and conspiracy theories about everything else are ridiculous.