Programmer Humor
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This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!
For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.
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I learned something today... and I'm not better off for having learned it. What a dumb ass virtue signal to use on something.
Well, apparently freeing yourself from porn enables you to make even more silly memes. Probably better to keep doing porn then.
The prose is weird, but the premise is kind of interesting
checks the latest commit
DO NOT MERGE
There is a bug causing the government to manipulate the people to serve itself. The bug was discovered after the stock market implementation. Reverting breaks too many newer systems. Absolutely do not merge this into main.
Merged and deployed in 2012. The Mayans were right all along.
USA: The government is the corporations.
Skynet: The government is an AI filled 4chan board.
Borg: The government is the collective.
You make the Borg sound appealing and reasonable.
Imagine having the tech to just go to ~~sleep~~ charge and afterwards feel rested & full of energy.
Also best wifi.
Huh. I'd never heard of The Venus Project, but it's giving Freedom by Daniel Suarez or Walkaway by Cory Doctorow vibes, except (aspirationally at least) in the real world.