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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

@odama626 when my brain goes in auto-mode, mine ends up like:

`// opens dialog window
openDialogWindow(){

// set dialog config
const config = new DialogWindowConfig({...});

// open window
dialogWindow.Open(config);
}`

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

mrw the style guide requires documentation for every function

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

It's self-documenting.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Yet another useless use of cat...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Heheh. Sometimes if it's getting close to going home time, but I just had an epiphany, I'll add comments to my code so I can remember my train of thought for the next day. Then I promptly forget to remove the comment after I add the code because I get pulled into some other 'emergency'.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I do this too, will have a list of todos. There is an atlassian vscode extension that lets you create tickets from todos though so that can be pretty helpful

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Comments? What are comments?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I read peoples code submit descriptions and a bunch are extremely detailed, then the ones after from the same user same day are usually "oh this doesn't work, should work now" or more regularly "iwqrjtqwiuht"

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