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[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Finally am negative, I am free to fly the nest!!! I still have what I would describe as a head cold but other than that I am good to gooooooo! Time to reschedule everything I've had to cancel in the last two weeks and blow my calendar way out.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Cool. 😊

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)

OK first attempt at posting a photo...

This is Clyde, one half of the local pair with Bonnie. Been visiting us for years and always bring their juvenile offspring to meet us.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Hi Clyde. πŸ˜€

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

When I first got my dog people would say "oh he's your boy" and I'm like "no he's my buddy". Now I'm like "come here to mummy. Tell me what you want". I even do baby talk with him which I never did with my own child. I love hearing him crunching on food yet hate it when humans do it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Do you also ask your dog to go get mummy a beer?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Haha. I have asked but he chooses ignorance at times.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (3 children)

ain't nothing like a facebook rando threatening to do very real physical violence to you because you pointed out Doctor Who has always been a bit camp.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I thought most people (myself included) were into Doctor Who because it was camp...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (4 children)

I think this arsehole is one of the old guard who's all ITs SeRioUs ScIfI

yes, it is on occasion. It's also camp. And if he's gonna try and anorak me I'll fucking eat his head 'cos I'm equally old school and nerdy (40+ years)....I've just also got social skills and a sex life.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I'm in that demographic. Tell him Amos Burden is also a bit camp.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I should ask him to name a cherished UK show that isn't camp.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Are You Being Served?

Mr Humphries was a man's man, and I'll have it no other way!!!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

I wanna respond but all I can think about is mrs slocum's pussy

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

And does Julian Clary not exist?

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Good thing I panicked & spent a heap of coin and time on the watering systems in the last 2 months :(

I will be vindicated broken clock and all that but for now I have no idea if what is in actually will keep shit alive in a dry spell.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Ha this is me too. Just a few weeks ago finished a big four-zone system all done in about 120m of buried 19mm pipe.

Thankfully it's all phone-controllable, so we've just been able to hit 'defer' and not have it come on in the rain... but the defer button has been getting a workout :|

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

I was going to put in sprinklers etc as I’d planted a lot, but the weather has been most helpful thus far. Was worried about planting early summer due to El NiΓ±o.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Dinner devoured.

Stacked Burger and fries.

Need to resist falling to a food coma.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

The Young Seagoons cooked me dinner cos I'm not well . 😭

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Aw yeah! Dinner of champions πŸ‘Œ

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

It was beautiful. I put a photo up on the daily tucker thread, this is for you.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

She's gone again, Miss Seagoon has gone to NZ for a year or so 😭Flight in a few hours

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (4 children)

So Gibson is still sluggish today... Do you guys think it's still from yesterday's heat? My appointment with the vet is tomorrow. She's eating and drinking just fine. Just won't move from the bed....

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Always worth a look if you are genuinely concerned! My idiot was all floppy and slow once, so I went to the emergency clinic and he actually had a pretty high fever. They gave an injection and it was no joke as if someone had rebooted him, once home it was as if nothing had ever happened.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

It won't hurt her to go to the vet for a checkup. I suspect everything will be fine. It's a good opportunity for her to learn that a vet visit can be nice.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

That’s just called Wednesdays in cat world.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Yes ma’am.

slinks away

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Lamb rump steak consumed - with glee. The airfryer does them perfectly. Juicy pink insides, crispy fat and the potat & cauli mash went superbly with them. Does anyone else hate cleaning lamb fat out of the airfryer? This is the only downside.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Didn't have dinner last night cause I just wasn't hungry, this morning I had some multigrain sourdough toast and orange juice and my stomachs still if its happy with that or not. Fuck this, Im gonna get some chips for lunch. Just wanna feel normal for a bit.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

MrsCalhoon, kidcalhoon1 & 2 are camping riverside in Warburton. .... They're wet.... From the BoM - possibly severe with heavy rain which may lead to flash flooding....good, good, not worried at all.....

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

yeah I hate to say it but I'd be pulling up stumps.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Trying a pressure cooker risotto tonight. Meatballs were incredible, so have high hopes.

Edit. Well that was bloody amazing. 25 minutes total prep/cooking time.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I didn't realise that AI extended to music but of course it does, and of course there's an explosion of AI covers/mashups and I do think we are in the end times. Late to the party but Holy moly.

Have this "cover" of Hank Williams doing Straight Outta Compton....

https://youtu.be/vSMaN6zAJYc?si=8058zsw4q5a5isox

e: I realise now that the millennial-humour era of crude but funny mashups and covers - "ain't nobody got time for that" and "autotune the news" from a decade ago, and more recent mashups - is well and truly over and dead forever.

3 years ago - Donald Trump "sings" Blinding Lights by The Weekend (manual mashup) https://youtu.be/slGYJfPtW7c?si=F2WttIigap4VUU-j

2 weeks ago - Donald Trump "sings" Leonard Cohen's Hallelujah (AI).

Listen and throw up at the unholiness: https://youtu.be/JQSUt5HKWGM?si=RpReUQxFfXaOZF7b

This is the world we live in now... Goodnight.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Just had some crazy bloke come up and start shouting at me. Ffs why do we put up with this city?!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

I think that's a feature of most major cities. Not that it's good, but at this point I almost expect it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Got the bins in just before the rain came over. Sipping a coffee and watching the weather through my window is blissful.

I've turned into an 80 year old somehow

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Nothing pairs better than coffee and rain. Except maybe getting hammered and eating maccas at 3am.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Miss Seagoon is home for the day, 😊 then she is off to NZ for a coupla years 😭

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Asked a mate of a mate if they wanted me to download a couple of torrents for them since I'm going to meet them to watch a movie.

Nek minit, I've ended up with JDownloader to manage a ton of debrid direct downloads and figured out SoulSeek (this place still survived after two decades?!) to get some random EDM flacs...

Feeling very 2000s especially with having to configure port forwarding and fiddle with UIs that probably haven't been updated since that era as well

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The Albanese government can absolutely go fuck itself. People earning $200,000 and over to get tax cuts equaling to $9000 a year, while low income workers get a measley $125 a year in tax cuts. Doing absolutely fuck all about the cost of living crisis while they're at it. Can't believe I voted for these useless pricks.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

It's looking like a wet walk this morning. I just washed Mr Woof's raincoat, I guess we'll be getting it dirty again πŸ™‚

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

It's annoying when people can't or won't acknowledge the hypocrisy in their argument. It can't be ok for one group of people do something and not the other, just because you don't happen to agree with their position.

What's good for the goose is good for the gander.

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