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[–] ElBarto 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Technically that last one is right, you can drink milk and battery acid if you have diabetes, you won't die from diabetes related issues.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

Technically you can shoot yourself in the head with diabetes because then you won't die of diabetes.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

You also absolutely can put chihuahua meat in a microwave! That's already just meat, you can't be convicted on animal cruelty (probably)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

“And now watch as it reads your mind with this snug fitting cap!”

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Microsoft can't do anything right, it's a rudderless company grabbing cash with both hands

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I feel like AI (or whatever these things are more properly called) will get really good one day, but it doesn't seem production ready.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

I mean some of that stuff, you CAN do it, you SHOULDN'T though.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Bing is cool with driving home after a few to hit up its well organized porn library.

Seems like the first half of an after school special.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

And people say things can't go viral on Mastodon

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

this is what happens when you train the robots using facebook and reddit.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

At least Reddit CAN sometimes have some good content, Facebook is just full of stupid boomers

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