this post was submitted on 27 Dec 2023
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[–] ElBarto 10 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Technically that last one is right, you can drink milk and battery acid if you have diabetes, you won't die from diabetes related issues.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

Technically you can shoot yourself in the head with diabetes because then you won't die of diabetes.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

You also absolutely can put chihuahua meat in a microwave! That's already just meat, you can't be convicted on animal cruelty (probably)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

“And now watch as it reads your mind with this snug fitting cap!”

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Microsoft can't do anything right, it's a rudderless company grabbing cash with both hands

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I feel like AI (or whatever these things are more properly called) will get really good one day, but it doesn't seem production ready.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

I mean some of that stuff, you CAN do it, you SHOULDN'T though.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Bing is cool with driving home after a few to hit up its well organized porn library.

Seems like the first half of an after school special.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

And people say things can't go viral on Mastodon

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

this is what happens when you train the robots using facebook and reddit.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

At least Reddit CAN sometimes have some good content, Facebook is just full of stupid boomers

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