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[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 55 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Impressive that he was able to type all that with one hand shoved down the front of his pants

[–] lazynooblet@lazysoci.al 17 points 2 years ago

You mean in front of Trumps pants

[–] meisme@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

It's the lyrics to unstoppable but cringified

[–] NotSpez@lemm.ee 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It’s so disappointing that politics has reached this peak level of cringiness in our time

[–] doleo@lemmy.one 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Our time? Come on, look at the shit people wrote about monarchs. The lyrics to the UK national anthem were written ages ago, afaik.

[–] NotSpez@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Extreme ass-kissing has definitely been around for ages. However, social media gives these people a platform for effectively widespreading their bullshit. Another thing that seems like a newer phenomenon, at least in a democracy and in the current magnitude, is the complete loss of accountability. Politicians used to (be forced) to step down when they did really shameful stuff, I don’t see that happening now. Then there is the whole January 6th stuff, etc. etc.

[–] SuddenDownpour@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago

My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined. I kept looking for the punchline, yet there was none.

[–] toofpic@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago (3 children)

So, "A Porche with no brakes" is good, right?

[–] Sentinian@lemmy.one 20 points 2 years ago

Porches with no brakes mfs when wall enters the stage

[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 2 years ago

He's not wrong; Trump is a car crash waiting to happen.

[–] xxxSexMan69xxx@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 years ago

Those are lyrics of "Unstoppable" by Sia. Real "alpha male" music.

[–] SuperDuperKitten@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I swear, he is a fever dream

[–] ayyndrew@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

This has to be the most fascinating account on Twitter

[–] rarely 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

So alpha male he doesn't even need to tell you about it, which is good because he's the first to mention that anyone who has to tell you they are an alpha male, isn't an alpha male.

Tell me more about this low penetration power, Nick.

[–] Uriel238@lemmy.fmhy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

That's okay, if someone has to tell his secret-serviceperson he's the fucking president then he's not a true president.

So he's living true to his idol.

[–] Holyginz@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

I dont understand how he is able to speak with trumps dick in his mouth 24/7

[–] Th4tGuyII@kbin.social 9 points 2 years ago

I think he'll have a hard time singing that with his head so far up Trump's ass

[–] shectabeni 8 points 2 years ago

Same energy as the way North Korea worships their dear leader.

[–] iwan2c@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

bro got to be on the best coke ever in order to say shit like this

[–] roze_sha@programming.dev 6 points 2 years ago

Is this parody or real

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 years ago

If he is so strong then why does he need armor?

[–] rarely 2 points 2 years ago