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Drug addiction is only negative if it causes you problems in life, and I'd say that coffee doesn't really cause me problems in life.
I get anxiety issues from Coffee and tend to feel completely exhausted at the end of days. I try to ditch it and mostly replace it with Jasmine Tea, Oolong or Yerba Mate
Dehydrated with a liquid that is made of 99% water? I've been told a long time ago that this is a myth, but frankly, I don't know.
Caffeine makes you pee a lot