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Why the fuck didn't you stick up for yourself? (self.itysl)

submitted 1 year ago by theharber to c/itysl

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Why the fuck didn't you stick up for yourself, you fucking coward.

That magician, Charlie! He embarassed you! He brought you on stage and he insulted your intelligence! He made fun of how you look, and you did nothing.

That fat piece of shit made you look like a fool, Charlie. He basically pulled your little dick out in front of everyone and jerked you off until nothing came out because you - are - a - boy.

~Look...~ We will stay married and raise the kids until they're out of the house, but I will not respect you, and I'll make sure the kids don't either.

You make ten times what he makes, why didn't you say that to him?!

Right, maybe it wouldn't have helped. I'm glad you had fun while everyone else had to watch an adult man jerk your little boy dick off.

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[–] baggachipz 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Cecily Strong’s delivery in this is so perfect. Such a brutal sketch, I laugh about it all the time.

[–] theharber 2 points 1 year ago

Agreed, the SNL cast are phenomenal in this show; I'll never get tired of Vanessa Bayer's "No coffin please, just wet, wet mud. Bae."