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submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Unspoken curses of each item:

Magic blanket - you will never get to taste a cold drink or feel a cool breeze again

Good dream pillow - you will be asleep every hour of sundown to sunrise

Cuddly bear - you will always feel empty when you are not hugging it

Endless candle - you will never feel stressed enough to feel the need to be productive again

Favorite mug - you will never get your hot drinks back

Treasure stone - you will progressively devolve into a narcissist the more you touch it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

You could just take the blanket off

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