this post was submitted on 05 Dec 2023
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[–] [email protected] 147 points 1 year ago (29 children)

Not to kink shame but is this some sort of cuckold thing I'm too asexual to understand?

[–] [email protected] 119 points 1 year ago (28 children)

Nah, you aren't supposed to have sex before marriage.

They get around this by putting a penis in a vagina but not moving at all. Someone else jumps on the bed to cause the movement.

[–] Scubus 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Do they quantum teleport the dick? Because insertion... involves movement?

[–] decisivelyhoodnoises 2 points 1 year ago

It doesn't count if it is an accident. So they pretend that one of them lands on the other

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