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[-] [email protected] 67 points 8 months ago

Rub the blade into fecal matter, wait till she nods off and then stab deeply before quickly returning to the hut. Repeat a few times.

Now just wait for the sepsis to kick in and collect the prize.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago

Additionally, poop in it's food (if it has any). E. Coli poisoning may help.

[-] [email protected] 36 points 8 months ago

That's a human weakness, most animals eat poop for breakfast

[-] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago

Some humans, too!

Like golf legend Shooter McGavin!

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