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Merge then review (programming.dev)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

Move fast and break things.
Merge vulnerabilities.
Double the work.
Merge code without tests.
Anything, but don't let code become stale.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (15 children)

I kind of with the sentiment. Review pre merge though, but only block the merge if there are serious faults. Otherwise, merge the code and have the author address issues after the merge. Get the value to production

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)

have the author address issues after the merge.

Hahahahahahaha. Sorry, you've merged, next ticket, PM needs shiny results for execs this QBR!

This is how bug backlogs grow.

[–] karmiclychee 2 points 1 year ago

Oof, I felt this

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