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[-] [email protected] 127 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

tomatoes are fruits that are often used as vegetables and are botanically classified as berries*

*according to wikipedia and my interpretation of it

[-] [email protected] 60 points 8 months ago

Intelligence is knowing that tomatoes are a fruit. Wisdom is knowing that they don't go into a fruit salad.

[-] [email protected] 37 points 8 months ago

Charisma is selling salsa as a tomato based fruit salad

[-] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Strength is EAT MY DAMN FRUIT SALAD OR I'LL SMASH YOUR FACE IN.

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