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submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Screw chromium! All my homies hate chromium!

[–] [email protected] 39 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Please don't screw chromium, you might cut yourself on the edges.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

😳 thanks for the heads up. Because if I’m gonna cut myself down there I’m gonna scream like I’m in a Vivaldi Opera. And you know me — I was definitely Brave enough to have some Steamy “Noah get the Ark” action with it, so you literally saved me.

BTW I heard that Chrome is bad for the environment because it’s so resource intensive. That’s why me and car manufacturers are getting rid of it.

Plus I hate how it looks and feels. I would much rather get stranded in a Safari than have to stand how chrome looks.

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