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submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 97 points 10 months ago (8 children)

Nooo the heckin velvet hippo doggerino just wants to be a nanny dog 🥺 my pibbles couldn't hurt a fly 😠

[–] Cockmaster6000 59 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's wild they call them velvet hippos when hippos are extremely dangerous and kill hundreds of people each year.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Hippos are the most dangerous land mammals beside rabid dogs.

[–] Imgonnatrythis 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I thought it was deer?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'd rather get bitten by a deer than a hippo.

[–] Imgonnatrythis 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Deer don't bite much. They like to jump into traffic and kill motorists.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Fuck cars:

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