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Nooo the heckin velvet hippo doggerino just wants to be a nanny dog ๐ฅบ my pibbles couldn't hurt a fly ๐
It's wild they call them velvet hippos when hippos are extremely dangerous and kill hundreds of people each year.
Hippos are the most dangerous land mammals beside rabid dogs.
I thought it was deer?
I'd rather get bitten by a deer than a hippo.
Deer don't bite much. They like to jump into traffic and kill motorists.
Fuck cars: