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That kid is an asshole because cppreference is doing the lord's work.
Also, I know that language choice is one of the most important decisions when starting a new project but, personally, I work on a highly performance sensitive project that's written in PHP. If you think you need Rust to be performant or type safe then you don't really know what you're doing yet. It makes it easier and increases theoretical limits - that is all.
I want to tell the computer what it should do, not what the computer things I can do. That’s why I use scratch
I saw md5 checksum implemented in scratch.
There is also a whole OS written in scratch. A very basic one but still
And a RISC-V emulator that runs Linux.