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I get it now (lemmy.world)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 169 points 10 months ago (27 children)

The werewolf I understand entirely. They’re both awkward, horny kids trying to find their place. The century old vampire creeping on a teenager is where it gets weird.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago (9 children)

Yeah, this is the part I can't get past. WTF is Edward doing creeping around underage girls all the time?

[–] [email protected] 38 points 10 months ago (8 children)

I always assumed vampires are sort of stuck their age mentally as well, for the most part. They can get more wisdom and knowledge but emotionally and sexually they're whatever age they got turned in. So a 200 year old vampire that got turned at 17 is basically a 17 year old in that way.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like something a vampire pedo would say.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Hey now! That's actually hebophilia. Thank you very much.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

More like haemophilia if you ask me

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