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I mean, this is cringe AF.
Kotlin 'built by communism'? Because the founders of JB are Russian? Is that it?
Swift is 'greed' how? It's open source since 2015 or so; & available on Linux. Apple's graphical toolkits are 'closed down'; & obviously restrict users' freedoms; though not sure how that implies 'monopoly'. 'Monopoly' would be trying to dominate all toolkits, not have one's own.
Vague word associations are cool, I guess.
lighten up man
I think a lot of jokes are better if they have a kernel of truth in them