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Voice comments (lemmy.ml)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 252 points 11 months ago (20 children)

I already hate people who send voice messages in a world where dictation software exists. I hate whoever even thought of joking about this even more.

[–] [email protected] 94 points 11 months ago (2 children)

But dictation software would omit crucial parts like ummms, coughing etc

[–] gravitas_deficiency 32 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Dude you’re not thinking about it the right way. We can define a new multi byte character set to help define mood (both speaker and listener), intention, irony, sarcasm, sincerity, bodily functions, and so on. This is a solvable problem.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Yeah, you🚽 might💨 be💩 onto😌 something💦

!Tried to emulate it as I wrote the above content while taking a dump!<

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You missed a /s marker

[–] gravitas_deficiency 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I assumed it was obvious because honestly who would do that

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Some people hace difficulty picking on sarcasm, specially on the internet. That's why you should use "/s" even if it may sound obvious to you

[–] gravitas_deficiency 1 points 11 months ago

Generally? Sure.

But this is programmerhumor.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago

"crucial parts"

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