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Neo is working diligently at his desk, the flow of reports is endless but he keeps up with the pressure due to a little friend he snuck in his "back pocket"
BZZT BZZT BZZZZZT BZZT
Neo's eyes go wide, not from excitement nor pleasure but instead confusion and worry, was he right? Did his toy just vibe to him "get out, they're coming for you Neo" into his asshole!? No way, he must be imagining things
BZZT BZZT BZZZZZT BZZT
There was no mistaking it, his translation was correct he's in grave peril and someone is informing him through his secure butt plug!
The exit is the only exit...
So what is it Neo? The blue suppository or the red suppository?