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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

When I was a kid, we had this truck that my dad was working on. At one point he had to push it out of one bay of the garage and into the second bay... I think I was about 5 or 6 and wanted to help, so he had me push the truck from the bed.

I did figure out that it was a way to get me out from underfoot as the adults moved a heavy truck by hand. It was probably the safest place for a 5 year old to be.

I'd guess the same sort of thing is going on here, you put the useless dumb guy in a place where you know he can't fuck shit up or hurt himself.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

put the useless dumb guy in a place where you know he can't fuck shit up or hurt himself.

And then he breaks the window and slices his arm open

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And then blames someone else.

[–] ClarkFlankblast 2 points 1 year ago

"Thank god the doctors stitched me up!"