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You can lead a P to M but you can’t make ’em F’ing R (lemmy.ml)

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 week ago (6 children)

I can't browse lemmy or play phone games while I read docs, but I can while I wait for the program to compile, load itself into a docker container, deploy to the test server, load my browser, and then fail to have fixed that bug I was looking at. Oh well, let me change one character and try again, it only takes about 15 minutes per attempt.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (4 children)

What a horrible pipeline you have. There's surely some way you could speed up that process?

[–] zalgotext 17 points 1 week ago

And cut into their Lemmy time? Inconceivable!

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