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[–] [email protected] 59 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Be raging narcissist.

Become billionaire on the backs of millions of people.

Have kids with trophy wife.

Never see them. Too busy being awesome.

Kids raised by low paid help.

Kids turn out to not be raging narcissists.

Kids try to fix the world.

MFW.

[–] Steamymoomilk 7 points 2 days ago

4 chan levels of poetry my friend 👌👌