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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (14 children)

High precision cannon modified to launch pizza boxes ... then just park it about half a kilometer in front of the building.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago (6 children)
  • Launch a ball of dough against a designated target at the correct speed for it to flatten out on impact
  • Borrow modern artillery targeting systems so that a ball of toppings impacts the same spot a moment afterwards
  • Fire a HESH round to cook it
[–] DannyBoy 3 points 2 days ago

Like the guy that cooked a chicken by slapping it repeatedly, somebody needs to see what speeds firing a ball of dough against a wall will get it crispy brown.

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