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Why are all you fools like "HA! BY NOT VOTING I SURE SHOWED THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY"?
you played YOURSELVES. You're the one that's gonna suffer not the party. It's like you shot yourself just to spite Democrats, and you don't realize that it's you who is fucked, not the Democratic party
Really felt the need to embody that headline huh.
The voters must come to the party, not the other way around.
So you're saying we should all make our own party? With blackjack and hookers?
Well that would be a lot more fun while being just as effective as the Democratic party, so why not?
With that attitude you can enjoy losing 2028 as well. The fucking entitlement.
If standing against fascism doesn't bring the leftists to vote, you're doomed. And AGAIN, you only fucked yourselves. The Democratic party isn't gonna suffer, YOU are.
They’ve had four years to deal with the fascism problem and so far they’ve done Jack shit.
Ah ok that's why you just stood off to the side and allowed fascism to win? The Democratic party didn't end fascism, so you may as well join the fascists?
I voted third party. What are the democrats doing to fight fascism other than… courting fascists themselves?
You guys really are fucked. I thought just the right way stupid in your country but it's all of you. And you guys love fascism. You facilitated it.
That's the argument for replacing them...
Not enabling them and giving them what they want.
Like, you're literally arguing that we should negotiate with the people holding our country hostage
Idiots, you're the only ones suffering. The Democratic party will be fine, you won't. You had more to lose by not voting.