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Astronomers Found Something Cold and Wet Near Uranus (gizmodo.com)

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Caelus would fit perfectly in our solar system.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Right? Such a cool name! I also would not mind if they renamed earth to Terra, though, to keep the trend. But if we keep Uranus, we should make earth Gaia, so Uranus won't be so lonely as the only Greek in the solar system.

I may, may, be anthropomorphizing our planets a bit

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I mean since it's 71% covered in water, how about Poseidia?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

How does one select the ending of the word, like how would one know to choose Poseidia instead of Poseidus?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I pulled it out of my ass

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

The best formula for solutions haha. Here I thought you knew some magic space nomenclature guidelines.