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Corporation Boasts About How Diverse the Latest Round of Layoffs Are (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I am looking for work and man. It is so hard to care. Despite what it means for my life and the life of my wife. Begging for the collar around my neck.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (4 children)

What sort of man are you looking for?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (3 children)

oh great. you made me read my first two sentences and it has unintentional in your endo.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Gives your last sentence new meaning, too.

Also, I know that feeling. However you meant it...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

yeah. you know im known for writing like that purposefully but this was coincidence as it just was how I felt atm.

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