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[–] [email protected] 132 points 2 months ago (17 children)

Fap with one eye ooooopen

Gripping your tube sock tiiight

Exit porn...

Enter mom....

Move your hand

And hope your boner doesn't stand

[–] arandomthought 15 points 2 months ago (7 children)

I have no idea where that came from but alright... Here's your well deserved upvote.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (6 children)

They reworked the lyrics to Enter Sandman.

[–] arandomthought 9 points 2 months ago

I know, the melody somehow started playing in my head from the first line. I still don't know why they did it but I'm not complaining.

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