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Fap with one eye ooooopen
Gripping your tube sock tiiight
Exit porn...
Enter mom....
Move your hand
And hope your boner doesn't stand
I have no idea where that came from but alright... Here's your well deserved upvote.
They reworked the lyrics to Enter Sandman.
I know, the melody somehow started playing in my head from the first line. I still don't know why they did it but I'm not complaining.
The rework is titled: ‘Enter sockman’.
At least it was a sock and not a coconut.
My first thought was Last Resort.
Holy crap that works too well. Have my plastic fork!
Cut my sight into pieces
I can see you past the door...
Masturbation,
No squeezin,
Don't give a fuck if I bust a nut hands-free