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Experts say ‘cocaine sharks’ may be feasting on drugs dumped off Florida (www.theguardian.com)
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[–] AlligatorBlizzard 9 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I'm looking forward to this Cocaine Bear sequel.

[–] humancrayon 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Cocainenado. A giant tornado fueled by cocaine rips through towns and cities, leaving every living thing a fiending monster.

Alternate name: Blownado

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