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Nonpolitical Twitter

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For screenshots of humorous, clean, nonpolitical social media posts. This primarily implies Twitter, but Facebook, Tumblr, Mastodon, Bluesky, Threads, etc. are allowed too. It should be primarily text-based though.

Rules
  1. Again, no politics.
  2. No Lemmy posts. You're already on a Lemmy instance. There's no need to screenshot it and post it here.
  3. No Reddit posts. That's too similar to Lemmy.
  4. The joke must be text. Images can be included in the screenshot, but only as needed context.
  5. Use correct cropping. Don't have a mile of whitespace or show extraneous UI, but don't crop out the date or author.
  6. No doxxing. Again, don't crop out the author's name as he or she has chosen to share it, but definitely do not share extra information which may be personally identifiable or libelous.
  7. Link to the original post either in the body or in a comment.

We are obviously not affiliated with Twitter in any way.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (16 children)

Or just pour the salsa in a bowl instead of eating it directly out of the packaging.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago (15 children)

Why is it ok for hummus but not salsa?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (7 children)

If you can pour it, it's not hummus.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

True that's why no one has invented spoons yet.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It still gets stuck in the threading for the lid though.

Personally I think it should come in a bottle.

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