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[–] [email protected] 51 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Get the gold, use a few flakes from one of the gold bars to fill a hula hoop with salt, spend the other trillions of dollars on normal rich villain shit.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This reminds me of that scene in one of the Pirates of the Carribbean movies where Davey Jones has to stand in a bucket of water to go on land for a meeting.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Its extra funny because they are on a beach.... surrounded by water

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

For a while I thought you were talking about the small hoop crisps that we get in the UK and I couldn't work out why that would help.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

And get great abs whilst doing it

[–] sugar_in_your_tea 2 points 3 months ago

Plot twist, you have to keep the hula hoop up or the demon can get you, because dropping the hoop would inevitably create a break in the salt somewhere.