The person running the Commodore has a mini-bat on the desk as an open threat, reminding it that it's not allowed to break down
this post was submitted on 20 Jul 2024
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I have flown SW for the past, shit, 9 years? Mostly because of the unassigned seating, and being disabled means I get on the plane first, which means front row availability, which means leg room, first dibs on beverages, and quick bathroom access. Y'all jelly, I know. All I had to do to get perks like this was survive a debilitating stroke with life-long impairments.
Looks like these still some space in the back. Later, losers ๐ streeeeetch~
I bet you get to skip the line at water parks too. What a privileged life! \s
Why can't I be disabled? They have it so good! /s
Reminded me of the lady who intentionally blinded herself with drain cleaner in the early 2000s. Although I'm sure there was more going on there...