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I don't even believe she was drunk, she just sucks. Her studio albums weigh heavily on autotune from my brief listen
Also why even hire a country "musician" whose vocal range is one octave and their songs are the same three chords, like what are you even expecting here
Country singers are the only ones left with who are willing to sing the national anthem.
So that’s why they’re called country singers… ^/s^