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WYR: If your toilet was sentient would you rather it crave your poop or hate you for it.
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this post was submitted on 16 Jul 2024
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I'd want a toilet that was not just a fan of human waste, but a connoisseur. We could have lively chats about what I've eaten lately, and the toilet can provide dietary recommendations and real-time waste monitoring for potential issues.
"Sir, you have really been overdoing it with the greasy food lately. I have to recommend that you add more fruits and vegetables to your regime, and I would politely request asparagus at least once a week. I'm also concerned about your cholesterol..."
I want a sentient toilet now.