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[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago (15 children)

Then you look at the uptime. 247 days. No longer have you been elevated. Now you're the vilest of vile. You're the user that lies. You just say what you think we want to hear, don't you? Well, now you're getting put on hold. For as long as your uptime was.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (11 children)

We have a running leader board for uptime. Servers don't count. That said, I've seen some people who think they actually are turning it off but the machine just enters sleep mode. I only trust

shutdown /r /t 0

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (6 children)

I just press the power button/switch on the UPS/PSU/wall.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm remote so either I trust the user or push commands. I know which I prefer

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Hello there REISUBber!

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