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[–] [email protected] 195 points 2 months ago (8 children)
  • PHP is old
  • HTML is NOT A PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE!!!
  • CSS is
    ︎ ︎ ︎ not alig-

︎ ︎ ︎ ned

[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 months ago (5 children)

PHP is old

Same age as Ruby, Java and JavaScript, but younger than Python, C, and C++. 😛

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I'm guessing they meant "old" as in "no one uses it anymore, it's dead"

[–] [email protected] 55 points 2 months ago

Meanwhile PHP quietly runs 80% of the internet by being used for WordPress.

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