Honestly if you just bake them right they're still chill. Fry them up in stir fry, steam them with the other veg, they're just like broccoli misunderstood because people overcook them, or boil them. Always a bad idea

You're ideas best though for a doubter

I fry up a couple of rashers of bacon, toss halved sprouts in the grease, then pop them on a grill until they’re almost done, then put them in a sealed bowl with salt and a little blue cheese until they’re done, then crumble the bacon on top. It ain’t healthy, but they’ll make the heart attack worth it.

You're free to grow the old stuff

And a touch of maple syrup.