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Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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Take the day off, it's Mother's Day (i.ibb.co)

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 63 points 3 months ago (7 children)

i'm also curious what the pornhub traffic / stats are for today. feels weird to jerk off today. just like on thanksgiving. father's day not great either.

[–] [email protected] 79 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Bro your dad is literally going to eat and rail your mom later and you think it is weird to whack one off today?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

More like his mom is going to get his dad to give her the bidness

Source : I made my own milf and she wants dick.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I made one too and she just wants sleep and for me to clean the house.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

oof, one of them sex negative feminists.

Nah, joking aside, different people want different things at different times. I spent time with the baby and cleaning the kitchen etc as well.

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