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[-] [email protected] 71 points 2 months ago

Make sure to check LinkedIn daily using Ctrl+shift+alt+win+L for better job opportunities! Keep using chatGPT and you may just win an unpaid internship at microsoft!

[-] alphacyberranger 22 points 2 months ago

Didn't know we had shortcuts for ads

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Well that means they havent shoved it down your throat.. yet. Just waiting for copilot windows explorer AI to automatically post what porn you're watching to LinkedIn for better networking

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

We notice you watch a lot of interracial porn which means you're good with a diverse and multicultural work environment. LMFAO

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

We see you liked getting dicked down by your employer, and we also have a new compensation package for you

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