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Anon seeks enlightenment (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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[–] [email protected] 103 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Not about to be swindled, the monk the pulls a gun from within his robe. "What's that?!" the startled vendor asks. "Ah," replies the monk, "this is my inner piece."

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I’m imagining the monk played by Samuel L. Jackson

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Not enough mother fuckers.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Who plays the monkey?

[–] starman2112 8 points 4 months ago

Some Xavier tier writing in here