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[–] [email protected] 119 points 4 months ago (55 children)

The bear is honest, either it eats you or it fucks off. The bear would never pretend to be friendly to gain your trust, or pretend to fuck off and instead stalk you for days. I can more accurately surmise a bears intentions than i can for any random man because all the bear could possibly want out of me is a meager amount of food.

Men getting angry about this are being upset by the possibility that they could potentially be considered threatening, by a completely uninformed third party nonetheless. And their chosen recourse is to demonstrate threatening behavior.

Some men are real snowflakes tbh

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (6 children)

anyone who even for a moment considers 'bear' is just showing they have absolutely no real experience in any sort of wild situation. Never choose an encounter with a bear, it is a predator and the apex predator of wherever you are to boot, its a ridiculous exercise meant to rile people up.

with this same argument id 100% take a dinosaur over any woman, because hell, she might knife me when I least expect it, but the allosaurus has a clear motive.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Anyone who is afraid of bears has absolutely no experience in the wild. It might do you some good to actually get that experience in the wild. A hike is much better for your brain than writing a post about how outraged you are that someone "made a ridiculous exercise meant to rile people up"

[–] [email protected] -5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Being afraid is not the same as being aware of the dangers, I never once said anything about fear.

you definitely are... how did it go?

writing a post about how outraged you are that someone “made a ridiculous exercise meant to rile people up”

maybe you need a hike.

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