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Gamer Simply Wants Non-Political Games, White Ethnostate (hard-drive.net)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 137 points 7 months ago (23 children)

Everything like me is normal. Everything not like me is political!

[–] [email protected] 51 points 7 months ago (5 children)

Why can't black people simply exist in a place I can't see them? I'm no bigot or anything. I've eaten a watermelon.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (4 children)

I have heard people earnestly say that shit. Also about hispanics and gays. You’d think at some point they would realize the “keep those people away from me” rhetoric is about the most snowflakey shit a person can do.

[–] mortimerkahn 6 points 7 months ago

"Snowflake" is, and always was, just projection. They'll never get it unfortunately

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