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Don’t know how I’ve never come across this, but this made me laugh and cry and nod appreciatively.

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[–] naught 59 points 10 months ago (6 children)

The only reason coders’ computers work better than non-coders’ computers is coders know computers are schizophrenic little children with auto-immune diseases and we don’t beat them when they’re bad.

Well... said?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Which is odd- I threaten mine, and that’s why it behaves.

[–] naught 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Pid 3386 behave or I am gonna SIGKILL all your children. That's not an EMPTY THREAT. In fact I will start with the first one RIGHT NOW.

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