this post was submitted on 11 Apr 2024
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TL;DR My country's customs officers seem to have misappropriated 7 buttplugs, 8 Venus ball sets, 3 non-USB penis devices and 7 sets of BDSM straps.
We had a large shipment of illegal sex toys seized in the Czech Republic, and the customs office held an auction with publicly disclosed contents of the package. There were several suspicious amounts. I have a copy of the list:
Not auctioned individually, only as a complete set. 1 CZK ≈ 0.04 USD. Yes, we have words for sex toy but they specifically chose more formal wording.
The goods have been legalized for resale in the EU even though some lack CE certification.
Auction notice including photos (Czech, PDF, 9,74 MiB) / Deep-L's English translation of the document (view in browser) - gets interesting on page 5, or just click the hyperlinked items for extracted images (only 6 seems to have been published)
Above is translation of a Reddit comment I had made here but since overwritten with a power-delete tool.
"erotic aid for penis without usb"
This implies the existence of...
Well how do YOU charge penises? 🤷
With my mouth ajar?
Sure, that works.