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submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 158 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (10 children)

I write the code: $400 an hour

I write the code and you help me: $800 an hour

You write the code and I help you: $1600 an hour

You write the code: $3200 an hour

[–] [email protected] 76 points 4 months ago (8 children)

I wrote a bit of python earlier, do I have to send you a cheque?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Does it work? If so, no worries. If not, and you want me to fix it and/or listen to you complain about it, then pay up! :D

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